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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

(Source: vintagemuslimah, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.